Andrew Bynum had his first 40+ performance last night for the Lakers. Albeit it was against the Clip Show who also lost last week 110-109 in OT to the Thousand Oaks High School Lady Lancers, but 40 in the NBA is a big effing deal.
This is the first 40+ point performance from a Laker not previously-accused of rape in Colorado (Kobe those of you who don’t have television) since Shaq, the Big Aristotle, dropping 4 ten pieces back in 2003.
Maybe Andrew has finally arrived. He’s big. He flies into the lane like a bowling ball. He got hard with LeBron the other night. He’s even got a little attitude. It think we all knew it when he was a little 19 year old rookie and he took Shaq on and punked him on front row center:
But Baby Bynum could be so much more. He could be bigger than Manny. He could be bigger than Kobe. He could be bigger than Kirk Gibson riding a dragon through Echo Park.
All he has to do is grow a ‘fro.
Damn son, I thought you knew. He could literally be the posterchild for Lost Angeles with an afro and beard combo. He could bring it back in a way not seen since Samuel L. Jackson’s turn in Pulp Fiction.
I dare anyone not to believe in the 7 foot fro-growin’ wonder child that could be Andrew Baby Bynum. He said recently his nickname is “the A-Train”. Earn that shit, son. Grow a fro. Please. Lost Angeles depends on it.