Conversation About What Movie to See.

there are some good choices.

there are some good choices.

MAN: Hey honey, wanna go see a movie?

WOMAN: Sure.  Maybe we can get dinner first?

MAN: I kinda just felt like seeing a movie.

WOMAN: (disappointed) Well, okay.  It would be nice if we went to dinner.  But okay.  What’s playing?

MAN: Lemme see.  Fandango says the AMC on Wilshire has the Unborn…

WOMAN: What’s that?

MAN: A horror movie.

WOMAN: What else is playing?

MAN: Bride Wars.

WOMAN: I’d see that.

MAN: That makes one of us.

WOMAN: Fine.  What else is playing?

MAN: Hotel For Dogs.

WOMAN: Is that the one with Cuba Gooding Jr.?

MAN: No, that was Daddy Day Camp.

WOMAN: Oh.

MAN: I thought he was dead?

WOMAN: Who?

MAN: Cuba.  I heard he was dead.  Is he?  Am I wrong?

WOMAN: I think he’s alive.  Google it.

MAN: Okay, let me get my iPhone.

WOMAN: You don’t know how to work it.  It takes you twice as long to do it on the fucking iPhone than it does to just log on to Google and Google it.

MAN: Why do you have to ruin my fun all the time?

WOMAN: What else is playing?

MAN: Paul FUCKING Blart.  Mall Cop.  With the fat guy from Hitch.

WOMAN: Eh.  What time’s it playing?

MAN: Why don’t you Google it.

WOMAN: Forget it.  I’m watching Gossip Girl.

MAN: Fine.  I’ll see Paul Blart myself.

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