I didn’t make this, but I wish I did. Really. It is a stadium of food made out of the worst things for you on earth.
putting the super in super bowl.
Twinkee rafters? Guacamole grass? Queso and Salsa endzones? Amazing! All with fans made of Doritos, Tostitos and Cheetos.
What could be more American than this mon-fucking-strosity? I love it. I love it so much I want to make it. Honestly this throws all my recent pursuits of culinary greatness out the window. I want to make a Dodger Stadium out of this stuff.
sour cream lines.
using clever photoshop mask blurs to make it look huge sized.
Here are some stats courtesy of Holy Taco:
1 Pound of Guacamole
15 Oz. Queso Dip For The Steelers End Zone
15 Oz. Salsa For The Cardinals End Zone
2 Oz. Sour Cream for the Field Lines
15 Vienna Sausages
Helmets – 3 Oz. Sharp Cheddar Cheese
The Goal Posts:
1 Slim Jim for Each Goal Post
1 Oz. Monterey Jack Cheddar To Anchor (each)
1 Pound of Bacon
1 Bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos
1 Bag of Cheetos
1 Bag of Corn Tortilla Chips
1 Bag of Chex Mix
20 Oz. Football-Shaped Summer Sausage (optional) (on second thought, no, this isn’t optional. Go buy one.)
TOTAL CALORIES: 24,375
TOTAL GRAMS OF FAT: 1,285
TOTAL COST: $86.47
TOTAL DELICIOUSNESS: 1 Billion trillion, dude. One billion trillion.