Hate Mail, From Boston With Love.

This awesome hate mail comes from “Trippah” from “Southie”.  I’ll let you read it unedited.  I’d even like to interview this guy:

Kid, Im not really sure where to start laying into you but you are a joke and LA is a joke. You can have manny cause the dude, although a great hitter, is lazy and out of his mind. I think he feels more comfortable out there cause he is around people who have a similar IQ. Kobe is a great player but you can continue sit out there an swoon over him while paul pierce can win us championships. Oh yea, the national media talks about how we are awsome because we are. We have the hardware to prove it sucka. and BTW, i dont remember us offering you back pierce although im sure youd take him back in a second. So cry some more about how your a loser, kobe is a rapist (which somehow i think you tried to defend him for), russel martin couldnt carry jason bays socks, Gasol looks like a friggin llama, your pitching sucks and papelbon is better than any closer you’ll ever have. Pitching wins championships and if it was a bat that won either it was big papi’s. Dont ever mention Pete “the cheerleader” Carroll in the same sentence as Belicheck ever again. You just make yourself sound like a moron. You wouldnt last a hot minute in boston chump. They would be dragging your frosted tip, 120 pound, pansy ass up and down west broadway and then toss you over the city line into dorchester and forget you ever existed. Go get yourself a double mocha macchiato and STFU.

Got all that, Lost Angeles?  Here’s a second draft with annotations from me, the author:

Kid, Im not really sure where to start laying into you but you are a joke and LA is a joke. You can have manny cause the dude, although a great hitter, is lazy and out of his mind. I think he feels more comfortable out there cause he is around people who have a similar IQ [says the man with a 3rd grade (at best) writing level]. Kobe is a great player but you can continue sit out there an swoon over him while paul pierce can win us championships [Kobe=3 Championships, Pierce=1.  You don’t need to plurarlize it]. Oh yea, the national media talks about how we are awsome because we are. We have the hardware to prove it sucka. and BTW, i dont remember us offering you back pierce although im sure youd take him back in a second. [What?] So cry some more about how your a loser [a loser who knows it’s “you’re” not “your”, loser], kobe is a rapist (which somehow i think you tried to defend him for) [Kobe was innocent proven in a court of law.  If you are a rapist simply because you are accused of being one, then I accuse you of sleeping with goats, which must be true, as I have accused you of it] , russel martin couldnt carry jason bays socks [Why would he?  I guess they are both Canadian], Gasol looks like a friggin llama [well, this part is true], your pitching sucks and papelbon is better than any closer you’ll ever have [Hard to know who we’ll “ever have”.  What if we sign Papelbon?  Would he be better or worse than Papelbon?  You are a moron]. Pitching wins championships and if it was a bat that won either it was big papi’s. [CLICK HERE for an article about how Papi has been in a slump since Manny was traded, genius.  Also, how many championships have you won without Manny in the previous 86 years?] Dont ever mention Pete “the cheerleader” Carroll in the same sentence as Belicheck ever again [If you like Belichick so much, spell his name correctly]. You just make yourself sound like a moron. You wouldnt last a hot minute in boston chump [What’s a hot minute in Boston like?  Sounds awkward.]. They would be dragging your frosted tip, 120 pound, pansy ass up and down west broadway and then toss you over the city line into dorchester and forget you ever existed. Go get yourself a double mocha macchiato and STFU [There is nothing better than a guy who can spell “macchiato” perfectly, but not the head coach of his “favorite football team”.  I don’t have frosted tips, but I am glad that look only took a decade to reach Boston for you to hate on it.]

Thank you so much “Trippah” from “Southie”.  This was awesome.

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7 responses to “Hate Mail, From Boston With Love.

  1. I moved from Boston to LA, like the Sports Guy and every red sox player that isnt named Damon. Boston is cool, but this guy is way off. PrimoDouchebag. Only a fake Sox fan would say Manny is lazy. There is nobody who works harder in baseball to learn how pitchers tip their pitches. This guy is more impressed with with what the Boston Globe tells him to think obviously. I mean then instead of comparing Bay with Manny, he compares him to Russ, which is silly. I am a huge Tek fan, cuz Tek is a gangsta, but even steven, Tek is no longer good enough to hold Russ’s jock, nor is Bay in Manny’s atmosphere. I’m a huge Papelbon fan, but when he saves 87 in a row, call me.

    love, a Boston Fan who is Wicked Smaaat, cuz I live in LA

  2. ems

    ha ha ha Gasol DOES look like a llama!

  3. kaliphornya

    In the 2006-2007 season the Lakers had one superstar named Kobe Bryant, they had a record of 42-40. We lost to Phoenix in the first round of the playoffs. In 2006-2007 when the Celtics only had Pierce they were 24 and 58 and had the worst record in the NBA.

    There is a reason no one on PTI, around the Horn, or any ESPN program compares Kobe and Pierce…..Why is he not mentioned in the MVP race?
    Btw I love how hard this guy acted. I wonder if there is a difference between a hot minute and a cold minute

  4. The moral of this story is: If your professional teams suck, you can always cheer on an illiterate college athlete, and LA has tons of them.

    Both the illiterate college athletes and sucky pro teams that is.

  5. You kids are so dumb its hilarious. and a hot minute is how long it takes you to pull out your little unit and whack it……2 seconds. (just an FYI you butt plug)

    First of all Yosh, Tek is not a “Gansta” nor is he involved in any kind of gang activity. Is he in the bloods?? The Latin Kings?? I hate the Globe you numb nut. Massarotti is a puny little weirdo who likes to blow Nomar and Shaughnessy has no credibility because he just wants to say things that annoy people so they’ll read.. You should probably leave the thinking to others until you find someone to pull your head out of your ass. Clearly your sooooo smart that you moved away to LA. You trying to be an actor like Tom Cruise?? Keep dreaming. Your probably from some shit bag town like Holyoke or Leominster anyway douche. Sick of slummin it so you moved out to LA so people from home might not think your that little wuss bag that you, in fact, are.

    I was comparing Bay to Russell Martin because Blondie was claiming that he was the best player or coolest person from Canada, whatever the hell that means. Not only is Russell Martin not cool, hella cool, or whatever else you surfer morons say, he’s just another circle jerking asshole that plays for the Dodgers. The whole national league west should just be liquidated for lack of testicular fortitude. Outside of that you didn’t really say much so im going to have to respond to the brainless things your readership said.

    Manny IS lazy, he doesn’t run balls out and does some of the most absent minded things I’ve ever seen in the outfield. Believe me, Manny Ramirez is my favorite player of all time, no one respects his hitting skills more than myself. He’s probably the best right handed hitter to ever suit up for the sox and the 3rd best hitter we have ever had (including Jimmy Foxx). With that said, You are kidding yourself if you think he is not a) crazy and b) a cancer. Why does he then go and get all righteous with Youk for being upset about not performing well? The guy who doesn’t care about jack shit starts a fight with a teammate in the dugout? I thought Manny only cared about being all chill and cool and growing his hair out so he looks like a bizzaro friggin Jack Sparrow. What is he? A fuckin Pirate? Then, if things were not already bad enough, he assaults a clubhouse employee who previously had approached upper management and asked them to allow Manny’s wife to ride the team jet on road trips. (a practice that is unheard of) The shitstain could have just said thank you to McCormack and called it a day, I mean, that would have been the polite thing to do right? Instead the shitbag fakes an injury and acts like a little baby asking for a trade in the middle of a pennant race. Great fuckin guy to have on your team.

    Papi had been in a slump since before Manny was traded because he sustained a wrist injury early last season which had hampered his swing. Don’t be an idiot. Google for the link to the ESPN article that explains Papi tore a tendon in his left wrist in JUNE which drastically decreased his effectiveness in the 2008 season. I’m not gonna lie, Papi hit like dog shit in April but his slump was going on well before Manny shot himself out of town, subsequently dishonoring his contract which ended up being very similar to the one he signed with the dodgers. But hey, look at the bright side, At least he can clean up on shit pitching for the next two years. He’d face guys with tougher stuff if he signed with the Giants……of Tokyo

    The 2006-2007 Celtics weren’t half the team, minus Pierce, that the Lakers were, minus Kobe. Kobe was balling with Lamar Odom and Luke Walton (who is very good and very under rated) while Pierce was running with idiots like Tony Allen and chumps like Brian Scalabrine. Oh yea, my bad, they also had the Kandi man. That Celtics team was garbage and without pierce, who was hurt for 20-30 games, they would have been lucky to win 4-5 games all season. Do you fuckin sallies really want to get into a Celtics/Lakers debate here? Especially after frosty so eloquently pointed out that the red sox were the last team to integrate into baseball because the Yawkey’s were racists. Why don’t we talk about the 50’s and 60’s when the Celtics made everyone under the sun their bitch? Or how about right now? You think you guys got a shot at us in the playoffs? I dont think so but well just have to wait and see. We are the defending champs after all.

    So basically, outside of critiquing my grammar, you didn’t have jack to come back at me with as far as substance goes. How was it this time you dipshit? Did I pass Freshman English this semester? You should probably find something else to do with your life other than sitting around writing crap that can easily be discredited and dismantled. You are a poor rip off of barstoolsports broseph. You should check them out, maybe you’ll learn something.

    PS – Kobe is a rapist and I don’t need a broken legal system to try and tell me he’s not. Are you gonna try to say OJ didn’t do it because he wasn’t convicted in a court of law next? Open your eyes chump.

    PPS – I act hard because I’m from Boston and im better than you losahs.

  6. LA...like always

    So what happened to the little bitch Pierce and the Celtics this season?

    Thats what I though moron.

    Someone better alert Boston. Looks like the village idot got his hands on a computer.

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