Boston Hate Mail Almost a Month After the Celtics are Eliminated.

The season has been over for Boston for a while now, but it doesn’t change the fact that I get a literal shit-ton of hits from Bostonians rehashing things I have said about the Celtics over the course of the year.

This practice kind of reminds me of the guy in the Da Vinci Code that self-mutilates by tying that spiky garter belt around his thigh and whipping himself.

When the Dodgers lost to the Phillies, when the Lakers lost to the Celtics, I just move on for a few days and try to enjoy the good times.  I definitely am not sitting here after the fact re-reading about bad things that happened to my teams.

Well, I don’t have time.  My baseball team has the best record in the league and well, the Lakers have home court in the Finals.

Without further adieu, some hate mail from Allan Scott of Boston.   You know the drill.

you are a stupid prick, kg is and always will be one of the best power forwards to ever play, he is clearly hurt considering he sat out this years playoffs, an athlete like him would not let his team down and not play if he wasn’t injured, and so what if he cried when he got the title, so did the greatest michael jordan, its a great achivment to win that let alone being one of the stars who made it happen

my notes in red…

you are a stupid prick and you are a celtics fan, so crack open some baked beans, cozy up on your couch, and watch the Lakers win their fourth title this decade, kg is and always will be one of the best power forwards to ever play and kobe is the most bestest guy ever and will always totally forever be the best of the best., he is clearly hurt considering he sat out this years playoffs jeez, you should be the team doctor with that diagnosing ability.  you are the kind of guy who finds peanuts in his toilet and diagnoses that it most likely is due to eating peanuts earlier., an athlete like him would not let his team down and not play if he wasn’t injured but he would talk shit from the sidelines like a punk, and so what if he cried when he got the title crying is fine, unless you are paul pierce and faking an injury.  what KG did was the super lame Anything is Possible yell., so did the greatest michael jordan, its a great achivment to win that let alone being one of the stars who made it happen it was one hell of an a-chiv-ment.  say hello to my lil friend.

Long story short, the Celtics died.  It is over.  KG is not coming back, but it’d be great if he was.  He’s a great player.  But he’s toast.  So are the Celtics.  Time to start thinking about the Patriots, Brady’s bum knee, and the video cameras on the sidelines.

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One response to “Boston Hate Mail Almost a Month After the Celtics are Eliminated.

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