The Florida Old Virgin.

Wow.  Trojan Wire is reporting that Tim Tebow announced that he is, in fact, a virgin.  Here’s the snippet and a really, really awkward close up photo that makes me uncomfortable.

he gives girls this look, they try to sleep with him, he turns the other way and does a jump pass into the endzone.

he gives girls this look, they try to sleep with him, he turns the other way and does a jump pass into the endzone.

The legend of Tim Tebow continues to grow. Aside from being one of the best college quarterbacks to ever play, he was born to Christian missionaries. He is a devout Christian that loves preaching the good word. In his spare time he visits inmate on death row. He is also a virgin. Somewhere A.C. Green is smiling.

Here’s my thing.  If he is saving it, great.  If he is lying, great.  I don’t care one way or the other, but if I know one thing about celebrities of all varities:  public statements like this blow up in their face 99 times out of a C-Note.

Let me be the first to say this is the first story in a series of stories that leads to this headline:

“NFL Backup Tight End Tim Tebow Caught in Wild Sex Party Involved Three Woman, Two Men and a Labradoodle”

Right?  Doesn’t that always happen?  I’m sure there are tons of college athletes that are waiting for marraige, and frankly, good for them.  It’s not for me to comment on because it is there personal business.  But when you announce it like this, you are just asking for it.  Maybe they don’t know about this in SEC country, but here in Lost Angeles, we know a few things about celebrities publicly announcing things.

When a celeb says they do not have an eating problem, they get caught looking like Skeletor on a private beach.  When a celeb says they don’t have a drug problem, they crash their car into a modern furniture store with a kilo of yip in the glove box.

So what happens when a celebrity says he’s a virgin?  How many girls in the south would love to break his no-sex streak and have a little Tebow to call their own?  Gives a new definition to the phrase MVP.

Most Valuable Pecker.

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