When I was young, I had no idea I would be thrust into the center of a brooding conflict sure to shake this country to it’s core. I think we are seeing the beginnings of a beef jerky war the likes of which hath never been seen. Upon my complaining of the moldy Jack Link’s Peppered Jerky I purchase, a nice woman from House of Jerky contacted me via Twitter (@lost_angeles) and told me she would restore my faith in the product. She has sent product for me to try and perhaps make me a convert.
Then this morning, Nancy from Jack Link’s brand contacted me asking for my information. They want me to re-establish my patronage and I am receptive to it, I just need to know why I should pledge allegiance to their flag of the United States of Beef Jerkia.
Anyway, we’ll see. Maybe the Pemmican and Pacific Gold people have something to say. Here’s a picture of a handbag made of beef jerky.