Internet Mixtape of Dopeness.

Living on the internet, you come across a lot of slick images.  You see a lot of stuff.  There’s a lot of stuff in this world, you know?  What kind of stuff?  Oh I don’t know.  How ’bout food in the shape of an awkward naked woman?

i want to go back in time to my first date and instead of doing whatever we did, i want to tell her i am cooking for her, light some candles and then drop this thing down on the dinner table.  deal with it.

i want to go back in time to my first date and instead of doing whatever we did, i want to tell her i am cooking for her, light some candles and then drop this thing down on the dinner table. deal with it.

this was my reaction to seeing the naked woman dinner a minute ago.

this was my reaction to seeing the naked woman dinner a minute ago.

this made me feel old.  not as old as those of you who actually had a calico though.

this made me feel old. not as old as those of you who actually had a calecovision though.

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!! was good, but the sequel Still Nutz was much better in terms of plot and production value.

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid!! was good, but the sequel Still Nutz was much better in terms of plot and production value.

ten minutes to bacon.

ten minutes to bacon.

in case you were curious, joe torre started out as a manimal.  look at them burns!

in case you were curious, joe torre started out as a manimal. look at them burns!

this is a doll that you can breastfeed.  seriously.

this is a doll that you can breastfeed. seriously.

this is a rare moment.  in his mind he realizes that fifty dollars can buy you a video game, but it can also buy you dinner or a bottle of grey goose, both of which increase the probability of girls kissing you more often.  another promising video gamer quits.

this is a rare moment. in his mind he realizes that fifty dollars can buy you a video game, but it can also buy you dinner or a bottle of grey goose, both of which increase the probability of girls kissing you more often. his world is flipped upside down. it's a re-evaluation of goals. another promising gamer quits.

the axolotl is real and lives in one particular lake in mexico.  i am pretty sure guillermo del toro has swam in that lake.

the axolotl is real and lives in one particular lake in mexico. i am pretty sure guillermo del toro has swam in that lake. http://www.warrenphotographic.co.uk

when you bring this toy to the check out counter to purchase it, you are automatically arrested and sentenced to five years at sing-sing.

when you bring this toy to the check out counter to purchase it, you are automatically arrested and sentenced to five years at sing-sing.

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One response to “Internet Mixtape of Dopeness.

  1. Warren Photographic

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    I see you have used an image by Jane Burton of an axolotl on your website. Jane Burton is my late mother, and she dedicated her life to rescuing and photographing animals. In appreciation of her work, I wonder if you would be kind enough to add a link from your site to hers, as this would help others to find her collection of wonderful photographs.

    The website address is http://www.warrenphotographic.co.uk

    Thank you,
    Mark Taylor

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