At one point someone figured salt and caramel were a perfect combination (We got it already, food bloggers. I’m just glad the red velvet talk has slowed down. Ludo. Ludo. Ludo). People figured out that cheese and apple pie worked. People figured out that mint jelly and lamb worked. The point I am getting at is that there are unlikely combinations in this universe that work surprisingly well. Like that ugly dude who has the smoking hot girlfriend and no six figure salary.
This morning I think I may have stumbled upon the best combo since male parts and lady parts. Ladies and gentleman, may I proudly present Top 40 Hip Hop Lyrics Used As Quotations Under Civil War Portraits.