Fun with Oregon Hate Mail

I clearly offended Oregon and in arrogant fashion, I am going to post and respond to some of the better comments I got just for your pleasure.  After all, this is the last time I have to think about the Ducks for a while, unless I eat pate or fois gras at Thanksgiving (considering it if there’s a good beer to pair it with, maybe something from Portland).

As usual, their post first, then the post again with my annotations in red.

You “big game winners” lost to Arizona State and Stanford. Oregon smoked em both. Oregon’s conference record is 7-1. Yours is 6-2. Scoreboard, bitches. Enjoy your holidays with your family, and no SC football games to watch. The ducks will enjoy their roses. So they lost a game to USC. Big deal. Oregon would’ve never made it to the National Championship with one loss thanks to the SEC bias, so I’m sorry to report your “big win” against oregon didn’t mean shit. Except that it feeds your arrogance and gives the rest of the country to hate you even more.

PS – DeAnthony Thomas asked me to say hello.

GOT CLASS?

Okay, let’s dance, Donald.

You “big game winners” lost to Arizona State and Stanford.  Oregon smoked em both.  Hey, remember when you lost to us on Saturday?  Oregon’s conference record is 7-1. Yours is 6-2. Scoreboard, bitches.  Oh my God, you don’t remember losing to us on Saturday.  This is a first for me on the blog.  I’ve never seen someone say “scoreboard bitches” after losing a home game in which the national title was at stake for them and in which they never held a lead.  That totally blew my mind, I feel like I just watched the Sixth Sense for the first time.  Enjoy your holidays with your family, and no SC football games to watch.  Thanks for the holiday wishes.  In the sanctions era, my family has a new tradition we really love.  We just watch Oregon lose their bowl game on national television.  The ducks will enjoy their roses.  Yeah, because they give them to you before you go to the game and lose.  So they lost a game to USC. Big deal.  It kind of was a big deal.  It saved you from losing in the national title again.  Oregon would’ve never made it to the National Championship with one loss thanks to the SEC bias, so I’m sorry to report your “big win” against oregon didn’t mean shit.  You’re right about the SEC bias, but in your case, they don’t want to see you get your ass kicked again.  You need to beat an SEC team to avoid that bias.  Also, thinking losing a game with that much on the line proves my San Diego loser mentality point.  Sorry.  Except that it feeds your arrogance and gives the rest of the country to hate you even more.  The way we like it.

PS – DeAnthony Thomas asked me to say hello.  Say hi back, I kept looking for him on Saturday, but I got distracted by all the winning we were doing.

GOT CLASS?  I got a bottle of 17 year old Eagle Rare and a humidor filled with cuban cigars, so if I don’t have class, I’m faking it well. 

That was crazy fun, bearfighters.  But let’s kick it up a notch with this gem written by a 12 year old who is about to realize this is a man’s game.

So you think you know so much about football. if you knew anything A. the heismen trophy is rigged. it is to be for the most scholar athlete that is involved with the community as well as a great player. my mind it is Moore. 2. the rose bowl against Ohio come on, Chips first year as was coach and makes it to the rise bowl, where were you? not to mention that Blount was not able to play because of suspension, and what’s this about not getting players ready for the NFL? he broke a 7 tackle run Saturday and is claimed to be the run of the year. Last time SC beat anyone good was when 2005? 3. National championship was lucky for Auburn. We missed a touchdown on 4th and goal, they got the kick. Damn good game by my eye. 4. the game against LSU. we had more rushing yards against LSU than Bama did just the other week. more points scored, take all the facts and you have Oregon out doing Bama against LSU. 5. 3 years straight being PAC 12 champs, 3 years straight going to the top 5 Bowl Games, and it’s the first 3 years of a newly developed team. So for you SC fans, be upset, be happy, be whatever. When it comes to facts, we are the better team. Win or Lose, we are still above ya’ll. I mean come on, you beat #4 in the nation and you still can’t pass us, you can get close but not past. Since your season is pretty much done and have no where to go. we’ll see ya next year when we take our 4th division title in a row.
Cheers!
Get some facts.

Go Ducks …
p.s. you can’t spell
YO_ _UCK MY _OCK with out USC
-_-

Wow, okay.  Game on.

So you think you know so much about football.  Was that a question?  if you knew anything A. the heismen trophy is rigged.  It’s Heisman, Oliver Stone.  it is to be for the most scholar athlete that is involved with the community as well as a great player No, it isn’t.  Are you huffing ether right now?  . my mind it is Moore. Are you talking about the Boise QB or telling me you are smart, like your mind is more than mine?  2. the rose bowl *time out, you just wrote A. and then 2.  That’s literally the stuff the dumb character in a movie does.  This is great. against Ohio come on It was against Ohio State, Chips first year as was coach and makes it to the rise bowl The rise bowl sounds sexual, so I know Chip wasn’t invited, where were you? I was at a party watching Oregon lose remembering how we beat Ohio State earlier in the year by a lot. not to mention that Blount was not able to play because of suspension No one told him to punch a guy in the face after losing a big game to Boise State, and what’s this about not getting players ready for the NFL? he broke a 7 tackle run Saturday and is claimed to be the run of the year. I mean, if you want to cite specifics Damien Williams had a better week and Blount’s team lost.  Also, Clay Matthews exists.  Last time SC beat anyone good was when 2005?  I mean, if you are saying you aren’t any good…  But to answer your question, we beat Arkansas 2x in this time period and won 2 Rose Bowls.   3. National championship was lucky for Auburn. We missed a touchdown on 4th and goal, they got the kick. Damn good game by my eye.  You are still numbering this list?  You’re awesome, I want to adopt you and raise you to entertain my guests when they are drunk.  Also, no one on earth thinks Auburn was lucky.  4. the game against LSU. we had more rushing yards against LSU than Bama did just the other week. more points scored, take all the facts and you have Oregon out doing Bama against LSU. 5. 3 years straight being PAC 12 champs, 3 years straight going to the top 5 Bowl Games, and it’s the first 3 years of a newly developed team. So for you SC fans, be upset, be happy, be whatever. When it comes to facts, we are the better team. Except the fact LSU kicked your ass without their quarterback, wide out and corner.  That’s the fact I’m stuck harping on.  Win or Lose, we are still above ya’ll.  Except on the scoreboard, we can live with thatI mean come on, you beat #4 in the nation and you still can’t pass us, you can get close but not past.  Shouldn’t you be embarrassed to be ranked above a team that beat you? Oh wait, you have no experience with knowing how to win.   Since your season is pretty much done and have no where to go. It’ll be whale watching season in Maui, of course I have somewhere to go.  we’ll see ya next year when we take our 4th division title in a row.  You’ll have to remember how to beat us first and this year will have an * because the team that won the south and beat you won’t be allowed to play in the title.  I don’t care though, I’m still enjoying your numbering.
Cheers!
Get some facts.  I’ll do that.  Get some google.

Go Ducks …
p.s. you can’t spell
YO_ _UCK MY _OCK with out USC
-_-

Um, when am I going to spell that?  To your point though, you can’t spell:

“Man I wish we wOn at least one RosE bowl or big Game befOre I cry Naked in the snow.” without Oregon.

You can kind of use the whole “you can’t spell thing” with anything.  But thanks for warming up my Tuesday morning.  Oh wait, it’s California.  It’s warm anyway.

Finally, big shout out to Matt Barkley for telling everyone You Can’t Sanction The Endzone at Conquest last night.  Big WTF for me not getting to speak.

Tomorrow, all focus shifts to the best game of the year.  Our ultimate bear hunt.  Tick tock, Bruins.

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34 responses to “Fun with Oregon Hate Mail

  1. I also love how he says they are going to win their fourth division title in a row next year when this is the first year the PAC-12 has divisions.

  2. Woody

    If Oregon fans really want to talk “scoreboard” we can gladly look at the 24 Rose Bowl titles that USC has won since Oregon’s last (and only) one in 1917. Bwahahahahaha!

  3. Project Runway Oregon Uniform Challenge

    Well if the Heisman goes to someone who is also scholarly i think that counts out anyone from Oregon.

  4. GL

    The second letter is so awesome. The guy is so worked up he can’t even spell or use proper grammar. On top of that, I can just imagine seeing foam and froth coming out of the side of his mouth. Mr. Bearhunter, you bring out the best in people. And when I say that I mean the worst. Its funny how that dude contradicted himself, what, 2 or 3 times. Oh yeah, we lost that game cause so and so was suspended for unsportsmanlike conduct. Hey douche, what do you think happened to us with sanctions? Thats like us saying, oh well we would have won the Rose Bowl had we not had sanctions. Well, we would have, but that is beside the point.

  5. Katie H

    Ok, so not that you’re not brilliant, but I can’t believe other team’s fans care so much about what you write. And why do they care so much? It’s true. And the truth hurts. Cheers to you!

  6. Trojan from Oregon

    It’s still amazing how rattled people get by your blogs… ITS A USC BLOG (the best one by the way). It’s like they expect to read an article that praises the opposing team… If you want to feel good about your loss read/listen to every other article/sports analyst that persists in trying to discredit USC’s amazing feats over injustices no other school in the country could survive.

    That being said, I don’t really see a point in making any defense to LSU. They won, just like the Trojans did last saturday. However if we are going to talk about player ‘inequities’, Jarrett Lee is no joke as a quarterback. In fact many would argue that he is the better passer out of the two (other being Jefferson). The ducks lost both Lamichael James and Kenjon Barner during that game, not to mention ya’ boi Deanthony Thomas who fumbled twice, both leading to almost instantaneous touchdowns.

    Anyways, the ducks ARE a very good team and chip IS a very good coach. They will undoubtedly win a big game, eventually that is… and they will serve as a worthy opponent for years to come. At the end of the day that was a hell of a game to watch. No doubt USC is the most improved team in the country and could beat anybody right now. Can’t wait for next year as both teams could very possibly walk into the pac 12 championship game unscathed.

    Fight on!

  7. Jeremy

    Wishing no offense to our excellent student program board, but picking Ross Mathews to host Conquest instead of Zack was just plain WRONG.

  8. EMBOWAFA

    Didn’t USC just get 7 Pac-10 titles in a row before they got their 3? They need to beat OSU and win the title game to get 3, BTW. But, who the fuck’s counting? I lost track after 5.

  9. Tricia

    bearhunter for commencement speaker 2012!

  10. The Heisman for “the most scholar athlete” is called the William V. Campbell Trophy. No one from Oregon’s won that one either.

    And “when it comes to facts, we are the better team?”
    Fact: USC 38, Oregon 35

  11. Steven Browning Sample

    You know Zack’s not making these letters up as only an Oregon student would be this foaming at the mouth (wouldn’t you too if you woke up and had to attend class at… Oregon?), write that laughably, and devise a numbering scheme of “A.” then “2.”

    Ok, I take that back. That actually describes all of the non-NorCal schools we play.

  12. “…(Y)ou can’t spell “Man I wish we wOn at least one RosE bowl or big Game befOre I cry Naked in the snow.” without Oregon.”

    That. Is. Genius. Almost made me snort my Blanton’s through my nose.

  13. Chris M

    This guy is fucking Awesome arrogant.

  14. JP

    I bet the second guy is a an English/Lit major at U of O.

  15. Thomas

    “3 years straight being PAC 12 champs”
    Last I checked this is the 1st year, the inaugural year of the Pac 12….
    What a clOwn……

  16. scotty

    Ironic how a numbered paragraph, by a Zer0ragain fan, starts with an A and not a 1…………. Beat the Bruins!!!!!

  17. Fail1234

    I wonder if this kids parents have packed their shit and left him yet.

  18. Csetset

    “GOT CLASS?”

    There’s nothing classier than going to a blog dedicated to your opponent and criticizing the writer for talking about your opponent, by telling them to look at the scoreboard, which states a win for your opponent.

    Also classy: pretending your loss wasn’t “a big deal,” despite the fact that if you HAD won, you would have been throwing a fit on every blog, thread, forum and other about how Oregon deserves to be in the National Championship. Just saying.

    Oh wait, my bad. I’m confusing class with sore loser.

  19. Csetset

    Really though,

    I don’t get where he was going with the scoreboard argument.

    We won?

    Also, saying you’re better as 7-1 to a 6-2 team on the worst probations in history, second only to the death penalty, really doesn’t say much. If we’re 6-2, you should be 10-0 to talk (you should actually schedule extra games just to prove your point). Oregon under our sanctions wouldn’t have barely done 3-3.

    And if we want to talk about things outside the actual head-to-head, well then let’s talk. National Championships. Rose Bowls (including the Rose Bowl championship record and Rose Bowl streak record). Most consecutive Pac 12 championship record, and hell, we’re still breaking records even under sanctions (I say that because I know Woods will get 4 receptions against UCLA).

    Oregon, you’re a good team. Maybe even one of the top teams in the country. But you’re not a USC yet (that’s not a grammatical error, I’m using USC as a noun, because I know how touchy you are with grammar despite not using it yourself).

  20. UK Trojan

    Nike and Phil Knight (major booster) rolling out NBA stars to impress Oregon recruits, some of whom allegedly visited his private box. How is that not an NCAA violation? Even if it isn’t, why doesn’t USC dump Nike as a sponsor? They never made us any ultra-light carbon fiber helmets to give us an edge in our national championship games. We are a marquee program that should be #1 in our sponsor’s stable, not second fiddle to a 3rd tier institution running a gimmicky offense.

    • Zack Jerome

      we refuse their crap. i love nike, but we won’t let them fuck with our look.

      • Bay Area Trojan

        Have you noticed that Nike has gone and changed Oregon’s colors and they didn’t mind a bit? Hope you don’t think the Cardinal and Gold would ever let that happen. We’re too arrogant for that.

        Fight On!

  21. Bernard

    How many whiskey sours did the guy who wrote that second letter have? Clearly not enough to forget about Saturday’s game

    • Pops

      Oh my. Want a great blog. Zack, you hit the bear on the head. Even if Bruins eek out a W, they can NEVER compare to what SC has done this year, or every year, overshadowing whatever UCLA tries. I could not be prouder of SC, not admire the Visor more; what a great resurgence when a disaster would have fallen a lesser school with all the ridulous sanctions and pathetic PAC-12 refs…Fight On forever. Bear Kill Forever.

  22. KSo

    Well, in all fairness, Cliff Harris is a front runner for the HIGHsman…

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