UCLA Admissions April Fools’ Joke

This blog is about lots of things.  It’s about USC football and celebrating how handsome and attractive we all are.  It’s sometimes about reality television, especially the kind where people Hunger Games it to compete for the love of someone who will probably dump you publicly.  Sometimes it’s about pop culture.  Hell, sometimes it’s about the animals I ate and beverages I drank over the weekend.  It’s never really been an “anti-UCLA” blog.

Sure, sometimes it happens.  We’re “rivals”, although not lately in a 50-0 sense.  The thing is, since the 50-0 debacle, UCLA has been a PR nightmare generator.  Actually, since Neuhisel was hired.  There was the “football monopoly is over” and “we’ve closed the gap” statements followed by some of the most devastating football failures in the history of our fair city.  There was the falling in college ranks below USC (according to US News and World Report which any Trojan will tell you has long been held over our head, until in true Oregon Duck fashion, the tide turned and now most Bruins will tell you this ranking system is now conveniently unimportant).  There was the tradition of UCLA seniors to skip their final practice of the year like some sort of Saved By The Bell five-minute-rule ditch day exercise.  There was the begging in the form of a petition to the NCAA to be allowed to play in a bowl after finishing 6-6.  There was every comment Coach Rick said about how backing into the Pac 12 title game wasn’t a bad thing (unless you like being publicly mocked).  There was everything Dan Guerrero has done this year.  There was losing the bowl game you begged to play in and players ditched practice in preparation for making the 2011 Bruins officially the worst team ever to play in a bowl game (at 6-8 final record).  There was this basketball season.  There was the Sports Illustrated article about UCLA players dropping E at raves and Howland being hands off.

There was a lot to point fingers at.  In fairness, we know the feeling at USC.  After all, one of our players took money from an would-be agent in San Diego, so naturally we’re the devil.  We took our lumps (and dished a few out) and are sitting pretty as Bovada’s favorite to win the National Championship next season with ten less players than any other team.  Arrogant.  UCLA was listed as 400:1 to win the title, so in two weeks when I am at the Cosmopolitan in Vegas I am placing a bet on them.  I figure if they win, it’s a sign of the apocalypse and I’ll need the cash to buy weapons and foods with long shelf lives.

All of this and UCLA did one of the dumbest, most unintentionally cruel things in recent memory recently.  UCLA sent out acceptance letters to 894 college applicants who were actually just on the waitlist…  And then proceeded not to bite the bullet and let them in.  To be fair and clear, they were sending out financial aid documents to every admitted student AND waitlisted hopeful, only they letter was identical.  The correspondence included this line:  “Once again congratulations on your admission to UCLA, we hope that this information will assist you in making your decision to join the Bruin Family in the fall.”

Bruin Family, indeed.  Prospective students, the Bruin Family plays April Fools’ jokes by mistake ten days too late.  They take dumps on your heart and attribute it to “human error”.  Exactly.  They let a Bruin send the email.

After the mistake, they emailed the 894 applicants telling them they were not admitted.  In fairness to UCLA, this has happened at UCSD and UCSB, but we don’t play them in football.

I’m not trying to beat a dead bear here, but let me offer some advice to UCLA.  Let the kids in.  You already have a billion students.  What are 894 more?  Getting your acceptance to college is one of the biggest moments in your life.  It’s the culmination of all the times you wondered why you had to go to high school.  These kids actually want to go to UCLA in spite of everything mentioned earlier.  In spite of the UC system’s budget issues.  In spite of the fact that it’s hard to see a guy in a Bruins hat and wonder if he still watches sports.  These kids believe in the school (and it’s a great school, in all seriousness).

In advertising, in social media, in media buying, there is the concept of a “make good”.  You fix a problem, especially if you created it.  Sure, these kids aren’t owed anything by UCLA.  They are on the waitlist.  That’s fact.  The thing is, you need to make good here, UCLA.  Yeah, maybe on some level in some mathematical equation I don’t claim to understand (given the UC system’s finances, guessing you don’t either) letting these kids in costs money.  You got their hopes up and then kicked them to the curb.

For once this year, get something right.

In the meantime, here’s Coach Kiffin taking a shot at UCLA just for fun, unprompted:

“It’s not like you’re going on the road against a top-5 opponent like Oregon and we start to coach differently and then the next week against UCLA who is unranked. “

In short, UCLA isn’t ranked and what worked to beat Oregon on the road was good enough for the worst loss in the crosstown rivalry since they invented the television.

Let the damn kids in, UCLA.  Be the cool guy for once.

8 Comments

Filed under Rants and Musings

8 responses to “UCLA Admissions April Fools’ Joke

  1. thekatman

    More inept leadership at UCLA. Jim Mora is starting things off like a draconian warlord, because the players have been coached soft for the past decade. I wonder if he’ll follow Petrino’s lead and take some chick on a Harley ride… Let’s see, they both coached at The Falcons. Could there be precedent?

  2. Who knows what kind of brilliant mind might’ve been in one of those 389 that were turned away.

  3. Who knows what kind of brilliant mind might have been in any of those nearly nine hundred turned away.

  4. “…and it’s a great school, in all seriousness.”

    This classy shoutout stands in such contrast to the phlegmatic and pro forma tearing down of USC’s rep by bRuin bloggers and commenters. So very Arrogant.

  5. Matt

    I’m happy you put in Kiffin’s under the radar dig at ucla. When I read that article a couple of days ago I immediately thought of this blog.

  6. Jimmy

    Here’s an article about a clown-shoes move by Utah. Messing with kids futures doesn’t seem right.

    “Josh Hearlihy signed a binding letter of intent last November to play basketball at Utah. According to the Los Angeles Times, the Utes want to separate ties with the 6-7 forward presumably because he’s a medical risk. Hearlihy missed 14 games last season because of a non-surgical treatment for a condition related to growing too quickly. He returned for the final six games. Apparently Utah doesn’t believe he’ll be able to help them and asked him not to show up on campus.

    “Given the situation at Utah, I’m concerned about putting myself in an environment where I’m not wanted,” Hearlihy said in a statement released by his high school. “It is still my dream to play college basketball and I will continue to work hard every day to make that dream a reality.”

    Utah coach Larry Krystkowiak told a Salt Lake radio station Hearlihy is also expected to have knee surgery.

    “It just was a big red flag when he had a hard time getting through his senior year,” Krystowiak said, according to the Salt Lake Tribune. “It’s a crossover between trying to do the right thing between in terms of the commitment and the signed scholarship and also trying to do the right thing for your program.”

    The situation would be understandable if Hearlihy and Utah had some type of agreement before he signed that would allow either side to void the letter of intent. But that doesn’t seem to be the case.

    Utah’s actions are even more disturbing when you consider six Utes have left the program since Krystkowiak was hired last year. It’s unknown whether he played a role in pushing them out the door or whether they left on their own volition.

    The Utes are searching for some stability after 19 players have left the program in the past three years. That’s an astonishing number. Granted there’s been a coaching change during that period, but you’d be hard pressed to find that type of turnover at any other school.

    In Hearlihy’s case it seems certain he wanted to be a Ute, but Utah didn’t want him.” – Article in the Seattle Times

  7. CPEM

    Hey Zach,

    Now we have recruits turning down scholarship offers from UCLA to walk-on at USC: http://ocvarsity.freedomblogging.com/2012/04/12/football-recruiting-beckman-safety-commits-to-usc-as-preferred-walk-on/258413/

    Yup, that gap sure is closing…

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s